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getting real sick of modern day feminism

octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

combeferrocious-enjolraging:


The director, Tom Hooper said ‘Eddie have you ever been on a horse?’ I said ‘Yes.’ […] It was then that I realised a big part of the cliche of actors lying in auditions is that you should probably try to do the thing you said you can do before filming starts. Anyway, I nearly killed people as the horse galloped off at a hundred miles an hour after I gave it the slightest nudge. Tom came out with his megaphone and shouted, ‘You’re a fucking liar, Redmayne!’
-Eddie Redmayne.

Actual Pontmercy

combeferrocious-enjolraging:

The director, Tom Hooper said ‘Eddie have you ever been on a horse?’ I said ‘Yes.’ […] It was then that I realised a big part of the cliche of actors lying in auditions is that you should probably try to do the thing you said you can do before filming starts. Anyway, I nearly killed people as the horse galloped off at a hundred miles an hour after I gave it the slightest nudge. Tom came out with his megaphone and shouted, ‘You’re a fucking liar, Redmayne!’

-Eddie Redmayne.

Actual Pontmercy

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

*Isaac trying to convince me that I ship main couples in RomComs even though I say I don't ship*

  • Me: "What if I wanted Rose to be with that snobby rich guy, huh?"
  • Isaac: "THERE IS ONLY ONE SHIP IN TITANIC!"
  • Me: "..."
  • Jason: "..."
  • Aaron: "..."
  • Isaac: "YOU KNOW WHAT? I QUIT!"
unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

wargsansa:

whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

gelphie:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

thejourneytonirvana:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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this post had me in tears

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me